Are You Naughty
or Nice?


Please fill out the form below to see if you are on the naughty or nice list!

Replies will occurĀ when the person on the other end feels like it.

By submitting, you agree to receive periodic text messages at the number provided. Message and data rates may apply. Texting STOP will do you no good, because I'll keep texting and probably call from time to time. Forever. For full details, please review your vows (or talk to Max).